( light, peaceful theme playing )
( waves splashing )
( theme grows bold, adventurous )
I got it! I got it!
I got it.
Dinghy ahoy.
Dinghy off the port bow.
Dinghy off the port bow!
PIRATE: Dinghy off the port bow.
Captain, dinghy off the--
Dinghy.
Ah!
I got it!
( laughing )
I got it.
Where is it?
It's right here, captain.
I never thought I'd see it with me own eye.
Tickets to The SpongeBob Movie!
ALL: Hurrah!
Yah!
ALL: ♪ Who lives in a pineapple Under the sea? ♪
♪ SpongeBob SquarePants ♪
♪ Absorbent and yellow And porous is he ♪
♪ SpongeBob SquarePants ♪
♪ If nautical nonsense Be something you wish ♪
♪ SpongeBob SquarePants ♪
♪ Then drop on the deck And flop like a fish ♪
♪ SpongeBob SquarePants ♪
♪ SpongeBob ♪
♪ SquarePants ♪
♪ SpongeBob SquarePants ♪
♪ SpongeBob ♪
♪ SquarePants ♪ ( laughs )
♪ SpongeBob SquarePants ♪
♪ Sp-ahhh-ah-ahhh-ah-ngeBob ♪
♪ SquarePaaaaaaants ♪
( song ends )
( tropical theme playing )
NARRATOR ( French accent ): Ah, the sea.
So mysterious, so beautiful.
So... uh...
wet.
Our story begins
in Bikini Bottom's popular undersea eatery
The Krusty Krab restaurant,
where-- Back up! Back up!
Hey. Wait a minute. ( crowd clamoring )
What is happening?!
Please, settle down.
We've got a situation in there
I'd rather not discuss till me manager gets here.
GIRL: Look, there he is.
( cool action theme playing )
( crowd cheering )
Talk to me, Krabs.
Oh! It started out as a simple order:
a Krabby Patty with cheese.
When the customer took a bite,
no cheese!
( wailing )
Get ahold of yourself, Eugene.
I'm goin' in.
Take it easy, friend.
I'm the manager of this establishment.
Everything's gonna be just fine.
I'm really scared here, man.
You got a name?
Uh, uh, Phil.
You got a family, Phil?
( whimpering )
Come on, Phil, stay with me. Let's hear about that family.
I got a wife and two beautiful children.
That's what it's all about.
I want you to do me a favor, Phil.
What?
Say cheese.
( crowd gasps )
Order up.
( crowd cheers )
( festive theme playing )
ALL: Three cheers for the manager!
Hip! Hip!
( honk )
Hip! Hip!
( honk )
Hip! Hip!
( honking )
( honk continuing )
Hooray!
Gary, I had that dream again.
And it's finally gonna come true. Today!
Sorry about this, calendar.
Because today's
the grand-opening ceremony for The Krusty Krab 2,
where Mr. Krabs will announce the new manager.
( Gary meows )
Who's it gonna be, Gary?
( chuckles )
Well, let's ask my wall of 374 consecutive
employee-of-the-month awards.
ALL: SpongeBob SquarePants.
♪ I'm ready Promotion ♪
Cleanliness is next to manager-liness.
♪ I'm ready Promotion ♪
♪ Groo-pee-pah ♪
♪ I'm ready Promotion... ♪
SQUIDWARD: ♪ La-da-doo, la-da-dum ♪
♪ La-da-dee, la-da-doo La-da-dum ♪
( with SpongeBob ): ♪ La-da-dee, la-da-doo La-da-dum ♪
♪ La-da-dee-- ♪ Huh?
♪ La-da-doo La-da-dum ♪
♪ Bup-bup-bum Ba-du-- ♪
SpongeBob! What are you doing in here?
I have to tell you something, Squidward.
Whatever it is, can't it wait until we get to work?
There's no shower at work.
What do you want?!
I just wanted to say I'll be thanking you
in my managerial acceptance speech today.
SQUIDWARD: Get out!
Okay. I'll see you at the ceremony.
That sounds like the manager of the new Krusty Krab 2.
Oops. Hold on.
Congratulations, buddy.
Oh, thanks, Patrick.
And tonight, after my big promotion,
we're gonna party till we're purple.
Gah! I love being purple!
We're going to the place where all the action is.
You don't mean...? Ooh, I mean.
( in unison): Goofy Goober's Ice Cream Party Boat!
( "Goofy Goober Theme Song" playing )
♪ Oh, I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah ♪
♪ You're a Goofy Goober, yeah ♪
♪ We're all Goofy Goobers, yeah ♪
♪ Goofy-goofy, goober-goober Yeah ♪
Oh! I better get going.
♪ I'm ready, promotion I'm ready, promotion ♪
Good luck, SpongeBob.
Hey, look for me at the ceremony.
I got a little surprise for you.
♪ I'm a Goofy Goober Yeah ♪
Hello, Bikini Bottom!
Perch Perkins here, coming to you live
from in front of The Krusty Krab restaurant,
for years the only place to get
a delicious and mouthwatering Krabby Patty.
Until today, that is.
That's right, folks.
Longtime owner Mr. Krabs is opening a new restaurant
called The Krusty Krab 2.
( crowd applauds )
First of all, congratulations, Mr. Krabs.
Hello. I like money.
What inspired you to build a second Krusty Krab
right next door to the original?
Money.
( crowd laughs )
PLANKTON: Curses!
( ominous theme playing )
It's not fair.
Krabs is being interviewed by Perch Perkins,
and I've never even had one customer!
( echoing): Customer... Customer...
Aaaagh!
Don't get worked up again, Plankton,
I just mopped the floors.
Oh, Karen, my computer wife, if only I could have
managed to steal the secret to Krabs' success,
the formula for the Krabby Patty.
Ohhh...
Oh!
Then people would line up to eat at my restaurant.
Lord knows I've tried.
I've exhausted every evil plan in my filing cabinet...
...from A to Y.
A to Y?
Yeah, A to Y. You know, the alphabet.
What about Z?
Z?
Z. The letter after Y.
W, X, Y, Z.
Plan Z!
Here it is, just like you said.
Oh, boy.
Ohhh...
Ohhh!
It's evil.
It's diabolical.
( sniffs )
It's lemon-scented.
This Plan Z can't possibly fail!
So enjoy today, Mr. Krabs,
because by tomorrow, I'll have the formula.
Then everyone will eat at the Chum Bucket,
and I will rule the world!
All hail Plankton.
All hail Plank-- Ow!
♪ I'm ready, promotion ♪ Ow, ow, ow, ow!
Ooh, I think I stepped in something.
Aaaaaaaagh!
Not in something, on someone, you twit!
Oh.
Sorry, Plankton.
Are you on your way to the grand-opening ceremony?
( mockingly ): No, I am not on my way over to the grand-opening ceremony.
I'm busy planning to rule the world!
( laughs )
Well, good luck with that.
♪ I'm ready, promotion I'm ready, promotion ♪
Stupid kid.
Welcome! Welcome, everyone, to the grand opening
of The Krusty Krab 2.
( crowd applauds )
We paid $9 for this?
I paid 10.
Now, before we begin with the ribbon-cuttin',
I'd like to announce the name of our new manager.
VOICE: Yay! Yeah!
A-hooo!
Ah-ha-oo!
Yeah! Now we're talking! Yeah!
Ah-oo!
Shh!
Ahem.
Yes. Well, anyway...
The new manager is a loyal, hard-working employee...
SPONGEBOB: Yes.
...the obvious choice for the job...
He's right.
...a name you all know.
It starts with an S.
That's me.
Please welcome our new manager...
Squidward Tentacles!
Yyyyyes!
Yeah!
Ya-ya-ya-ya-ya!
Oh, better luck next time, buddy.
Whoo!
Whoo-hoo-hoo!
Yeah! All right!
Whoooo!
( feedback whining ) People of Bikini Bottom,
as the manager of--
Uh, SpongeBob?
Hold the phone, folks,
I'm getting an important news flash from Mr. Krabs.
Go ahead, Mr. K.
( whispers indistinctly )
I'm making a complete what of myself?
( whispers indistinctly )
The most embarrassing thing you've ever seen?
( whispers indistinctly )
And now it's worse
because I'm repeating everything you say
( echoes ): into the microphone?
Oh, for crying out loud, SpongeBob!
You didn't get the job!
What?
You...
did not...
get...
the job.
I...
But why?
Ah, SpongeBob...
you're a great fry cook, but...
I gave the job to Squidward
because being manager is a big responsibility.
Well, let's face it,
he's more, uh...
mature than you.
I'm not...
mature?
Ah, lad...
I mean this in the nicest of ways,
but there's a word for what you are,
and that word is, uh...
Uh, now, let's see, uh...
Dork?
No, wait, that's not right.
Not a dork. Uh...
A goofball?
Closer, but no, no, no.
A ding-a-ling.
Wing nut.
A Knucklehead McSpazatron.
Okay, that's enough!
Look, what I'm trying to say is, you're just a kid.
And to be a manager, you have to be a man.
Otherwise they'd call it "kid-ager."
You understand-ager? I mean...
you understand?
I guess so, Mr. Krabs.
SpongeBob?
♪ I'm ready ♪
♪ Depression ♪
♪ I'm ready ♪
♪ Depression ♪
Poor kid.
Hooray for SpongeBob!
( guffawing )
Hooray for SpongeBob!
( crowd clamoring )
Let's hear it for SpongeBob!
Hello?
Where'd everybody go?
Did I miss something?
Did you see my butt?
NARRATOR: Later that evening...
( chuckling )
Time to put Plan Z into effect.
Starting at the undersea castle of King Neptune.
( chuckles )
( trumpet playing )
( chuckles )
Oh, right.
Ahem. The royal court is now in session.
Bring the prisoner forward.
( teeth chattering )
So... you have confessed to the crime
of touching the king's crown.
Yes, but--
But what?!
But it's my job, Your Highness.
I'm the royal crown polisher.
Well, then I guess I can't execute you.
Twenty years in the dungeon it is.
Daddy.
You're free to go.
Bless you, Princess Mindy.
Mindy! How dare you defy me!
Why do you have to be so mean?
I am the king!
I must enforce the laws of the sea!
Father, I wish you'd try a little love and compassion
instead of these harsh punishments.
That would be nice.
Squire, clear the room.
I wish to speak to my daughter alone.
What is this, Mindy?
Your... crown?
And what does this crown do?
Covers your bald spot.
It's not bald, it's...
thinning.
This crown does much more
than cover a slightly receding hairline.
No, this crown entitles the one who wears it
to be in charge of the sea.
( chuckles )
One day, you will wear this crown.
I'm gonna be bald?
Thinning!
Anyway, the point is, you won't wear it
until you learn how to rule with an iron fist.
Like your father.
Uh...
Dad? Your "crown"...
What the...?
My crown!
Ahhhhhh-ahhh-ah!
NEPTUNE: Someone has stolen the royal crown!
Ah-ha-ha. I got it.
I got it!
( laughs )
( piano playing "Camptown Races" )
( train whistle toots )
( bell ringing )
ANNOUNCER: Hey, all you Goobers!
It's time to say howdy
to your favorite undersea peanut...
Goofy Goober!
CHILDREN: Yay!
( laughs )
CHILDREN: Howdy, Goofy Goober!
Hey, fellow Goofy Goobers. Time to sing.
♪ Oh, I'm a Goofy Goober ♪ ♪ Yeah ♪
♪ You're a Goofy Goober ♪ ♪ Yeah ♪
♪ We're all Goofy Goobers ♪ ♪ Yeah ♪
♪ Goofy-goofy, goober-goober Yeah ♪
( all laughing, cheering )
( crying )
All right. Get it together, old boy.
I know. I'll just stop thinking about it.
Hey, you know, I actually feel a little better.
I don't even remember why I was sad.
Hey, it's the new Krusty Krab 2 manager.
( wails )
Wow, the pressure's already setting in.
No, Pat, you don't understand.
I didn't get the promotion.
What? Why?
Mr. Krabs thinks I'm a kid.
What?! That's insane!
I know.
Well, saying you're a kid, it's--
It's like saying I'm a kid.
Here's your Goober Meal, sir.
I'm supposed to get a toy with this.
Thanks.
( sighs )
I'm gonna head home, Pat.
The celebration's off.
Are you sure?
Yeah. I'm not in a Goober mood.
Okay, see you.
And here's your Triple Gooberberry Sunrise, sir.
Yum!
Oh. Triple Gooberberry Sunrise, huh?
I guess I could use one of those.
Now you're talking.
Hey, waiter!
We need another one over here.
There you go.
Wooooooooo...
( both gobbling )
( both belch )
Ahhh...
Boy, Pat, that hit the spot.
I'm feeling better already.
Yeah.
Waiter, let's get another round over here.
( fast, silly theme playing )
Oh, Mr. Waiter. Two more, please.
Whoo! Whoo!
( gobbling )
Waiter.
Oh, waiter.
♪ Waiter ♪
( slurring ): Waiter.
( angrily ): Waiter!
Why do I always get the nuts?
All right, folks,
this one goes out
to my two bestest friends in the whole world:
Patrick and this big peanut guy.
It's a little ditty called...
( together ): ♪ "Waiter" ♪
VOICE: Hey.
Hey, get up.
Hey, come on, buddy. I wanna go home.
Come on, pal.
Ugh...
Bluh...
Oh, my head.
Listen to me. It's 8 in the morning.
- Go scrape up your friend and get going. - My...
( burps )
...friend?
- Patrick. - ( snoring )
Hey, what's up, buddy?
Bluh!
Wait, you said 8:00.
I'm late for work.
Mr. Krabs is gonna be...
Mr. Krabs.
( jolly theme playing )
Now, pay attention, Squidward.
As new manager,
you've gotta keep a sharp eye out for paying customers.
Yawn.
( squeaking )
What's this?
King Neptune is riding
toward The Krusty Krab at lunchtime.
He's got money.
( whinnies )
Stay in the coach, daughter.
This won't take long.
Daddy, please. I think you're overreacting.
Silence, Mindy! I know what I'm doing.
Oh!
Squire. Yes, Your Highness.
Have this pole executed at once.
A hundred and one dollars for a Krabby Patty?
With cheese, Mr. Squidward, with cheese.
( door chime rings )
( plays fanfare )
Greetings, subjects.
I seek the one known as Eugene Krabs.
May he present himself to me at once.
I'm Eugene Krabs, Your Highness.
Would you like to order something?
Nay!
I'm on to you, Krabs!
You have stolen the royal crown, you cannot deny.
For, clever as you are,
you left one damning piece of evidence
at the scene of the crime.
"I stole your crown. Signed, Eugene Krabs"!
Relinquish the royal crown to me at once.
But-- But this is crazy. I didn't do it.
( phone rings )
Ahoy, this is Eugene Krabs. Leave a message.
( beep ) Hi, Mr. Krabs.
This is Clay, the guy you sold Neptune's crown to. Yeah.
I just wanted to say thanks again for selling me the crown.
Neptune's crown.
I sold it to a guy in Shell City,
and I just wanted to say
thanks again for selling me the crown.
Neptune's crown.
Which is now in Shell City. Goodbye.
( click )
( beep )
I was-- I just-- Woo-hoo!
Eh, don't you just hate wrong numbers?
My crown is in the forbidden Shell City?!
Ahhhhhh!
Plan Z. I love Plan Z.
Wahhhhhhh!
Prepare to burn, Krabs.
( sobbing ): Wait, Neptune. Please, I'm begging you.
I ain't a crook.
Ask anyone, they'll vouch for me.
Very well, then.
Before I turn this conniving crustacean into fishmeal,
who here has anything to say about Eugene Krabs?
( doorchime rings) ( belching sound )
I've got something to say about Mr...
( gulps )
...Krabs.
SpongeBob, me boy! Oh, you've come just in time.
Pardon me, miss.
Please, tell King Neptune all about me.
I have worked for Mr. Krabs for ma-- Many years
and always thought he was a great boss.
You see? A great boss.
I now realize that he's a great big jerk!
I deserve that manager's job!
But you didn't give it to me, because you say I'm a kid.
Well, I am 100-percent man!
And this man has got something to say to you.
( inhales deeply )
Pbbbbb...
bbbbbb...
bbbbb--
Pbbt! Pbbt!
There.
I think I made my point.
Anyone else?
No?
Well, then.
Agh!
Huh?
Woo! Me pants are on fire!
Me underwear's on fire!
I'm on fire!
Oh, yeah.
And now, Eugene Krabs, you will--
Wait. Ny-ah-ah!
I'm flattered you would do this on my account,
but being manager isn't worth killing Mr. Krabs over.
Quiet, fool!
Mr. Krabs stole my crown, and now it's in Shell City.
That's why he must die.
Doesn't it seem a little harsh to kill someone over a crown?
You don't understand.
My crown is a symbol of my king-like authority.
And, uh, between you and me...
my hair is thinning a bit.
Oh, Your Highness, I'm sure it's not that noticea--
Bald! Bald!
Bald!
ALL: Bald! Bald! Bald!
My eyes!
All right, all right.
Uh, King Neptune, sir?
Would you spare Mr. Krabs' life
if I went to get your crown back?
You, go to Shell City?
( laughing )
No one who's gone to Shell City has ever returned.
What makes you think you could?
You're just a kid.
But I'm not a kid. I can do it.
Run along, I have a crab to cook.
Ohh-hoo-hoo!
No! I won't let you.
( sighs )
Very well, then.
I'll have to fry you both.
Daddy, stop it.
Can't you get through one day without executing someone?
Mindy. I told you to stay in the carriage.
Where's your love and compassion?
Look at this little guy.
He's willing to risk his life
to find your crown and save his boss.
But, daughter, I--
Please, Father?
At least let him try. What have you got to lose?
Might I remind you of your... special problem?
PATRONS: Bald! Bald! Bald! Bald! Bald! Bald!
My eyes!
All right.
Very well, Mindy. I'll give him a chance.
But when your little champion fails to return,
I get to splatter this crab all over the walls.
Huh?
And as for you,
be back here with my crown in exactly ten days.
He can do it in nine.
- Eight. - Seven.
- Six. - BOTH: Patrick!
Six it is, then.
Five.
Patrick, shush.
Until then,
the crab shall remain frozen where he now stands.
No, wait. I'm begging you.
Who turned on the AC?
Ah! Mr. Krabs!
Oh, no, this is terrible.
Who's gonna sign my paycheck?
Come along, Mindy.
Listen, you guys,
the road to Shell City is really dangerous.
There's crooks, killers and monsters everywhere.
And what's worse, there's a giant Cyclops
who guards the outskirts of the city
and preys on innocent sea creatures.
Don't let him catch you, because if he does,
he'll take you back to his lair, and you'll never be seen again.
She's purty, SpongeBob.
Here, take this.
What's in here?
It's a magical bag of winds.
I stole them from my father.
You're hot.
Once you find the crown, open the bag of winds
and you'll be blown back home.
NEPTUNE: Mindy! I'm coming.
Good luck, SpongeBob.
Wait. How did you know my name?
Oh, I'm gonna be queen of the sea one day.
I've learned the names of all the sea creatures.
What's my name?
That's easy. You're Patrick Star.
Guh-ha!
Hai-yai-yahee!
NEPTUNE: Mindy!
I gotta go. I believe in you guys.
Thanks, Mindy.
Don't worry, Mr. Krabs. Patrick, Squidward and I--
Pass.
Er, uh, Patrick and I... Hi.
...are gonna get that crown back
and save you from Neptune's wrath.
You've got nothing to worry about.
Your life is in our hands.
Ohhhh...
Patrick, let's go get that crown.
( dashing, adventure theme playing )
( soft, pleasant music playing over speakers )
( adventure theme resumes playing )
Feast your eyes, Patrick.
What is it?
The Patty Wagon.
Mr. Krabs uses it for promotional reasons.
Let me show you some of its features.
Sesame-seed finish,
steel-belted pickles,
grilled-leather interior.
And under the hood...
a fuel-injected French-fryer with dual overhead grease traps.
Wow.
Yeah, wow.
Hey, I thought you didn't have a driver's license.
You don't need a license to drive a sandwich.
( screeching )
( in unison ): Shell City, here we come!
( dark, suspenseful theme playing )
♪ Ding-a-ling ♪
Hey there, old buddy.
Freeze.
( laughs )
One secret formula to go, please.
No, no, don't trouble yourself. I'll get it.
( clanking, clattering )
Well, I'd like to hang around,
but I've got Krabby Patties to make...
...over at the Chum Bucket.
Ha! Plan Z, I love ya!
( laughing )
( in unison ): ♪ Oh, I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah ♪
♪ You're a Goofy Goober, yeah ♪
♪ We're all Goofy Goobers, yeah ♪
♪ Goofy-goofy, goober-goober Yeah ♪
( horn honks )
Fill her up, please.
What'll it be, fellas?
Mustard or ketchup?
( both laughing )
Are they laughing at us?
No, Patrick, they're laughing next to us.
Where you two dumb kids headed, anyway?
Kids? Now, Patrick.
For your information, we are not kids, we are men.
And we're off to get
King Neptune's crown in Shell City.
Shell City?! Shell City?!
Ain't that the place that's guarded by a killer Cyclops?
That's right.
Lloyd, take off your hat in respect.
Respect for the dead!
( both laughing )
You two dipsticks ain't gonna last
ten seconds over the county line.
Oh, yeah? We'll see about that.
Ee-yai!
Out of the car, fellas.
( horn honks )
How many seconds was that?
( watch ticking )
Twelve.
In your face! In your face!
( both laughing )
SPONGEBOB: That's what I'm talking about. Yeah.
Who's the kid now? ( air horn honks )
They're dead.
( both laughing )
( air horn honks )
Perch Perkins here with an incredible news flash.
Plankton is selling Krabby Patties at the Chum Bucket.
How is this possible? Let's find out.
Step right up.
Plenty for everybody.
Excuse me, Plankton.
Perch Perkins, Bikini Bottom News.
Can I get a minute?
Anything for you, Perch.
All of Bikini Bottom wants to know,
how did you get the Krabby Patty?
Well, Perch, before my dear friend Eugene Krabs
was frozen by King Neptune...
( sobs )
I'm sorry.
He confided in me a secret wish.
"Sell the Krabby Patty in my absence at the Chum Bucket,"
he said.
"Don't let the flame die out!"
( sobbing )
By the way, act now and you get
a free Chum Bucket bucket helmet with every purchase.
Here you go, Perch.
Thanks.
Bucket helmets for everyone!
( fish cheering )
- My helmet! - Ooh!
( giggles )
Ow!
Karen, baby,
I haven't felt this giddy
since the day you agreed to be my wife.
I never agreed.
Evil Plan Z is working perfectly.
Nothing can stop me now.
Nothing except SpongeBob and his pink friend.
My sensors indicate that they're going after the crown.
If they make it back,
Neptune might discover some fingerprints.
Tiny fingerprints.
Stubby, tiny fingerprints.
Evil Plan Z is way ahead of you, baby.
I've already hired someone to take care of those two.
He's a vicious, cold-blooded predator!
( menacing theme playing )
Sesame seed.
ATTENDANT 1: Hey, mister.
Does that hat take ten gallons?
( both laughing )
( twangy guitar theme playing )
SPONGEBOB: Ah! Whoo! PATRICK: Whoo-hoo!
Whoop-di-doody! Yeah. Yeah. Going on.
Moving on. Just-- Just keep going.
Yup. Ah! Gotta get that crown.
- Whoo! - Whoo.
Whoo-hoo-hoo. Oh, yeah.
( air hisses )
Whoo. All right. All right.
Yeah. Victory.
Are we there yet?
We must be close by now.
Patrick, look.
We're doing great!
Shell City's only five days away.
PATRICK: By car.
Awww...
I wish we still had our car.
SpongeBob, look!
Our car!
- Ah! - Ah!
( gasps )
SPONGEBOB: The key.
Where do you think it is?
( screaming )
Ohhh...
( rowdy rock music blaring )
♪ I got no reason ♪
♪ To be paranoid ♪
SPONGEBOB: There it is, Pat. The key!
Now, how are we gonna get it?
I know. Walk in and ask him for it.
THUG: What are you looking at?
( punches landing, glass shattering )
Patrick, that's a terrible idea.
Sorry.
Mmm. I know.
I'll go in and create a distraction,
and you get the key.
Ooh! Ooh! Wait.
I wanna do the distraction.
Uh... Okay.
I guess it really doesn't matter who does the distraction.
THUG: You see me walking back--?
♪ You smile like a tiger shark ♪
♪ Now I'm gonna do you in ♪
Ahem!
Can I have everybody's attention?
I have to use the bathroom.
It's, uh...
right over there.
( chuckling ): Heh! Stupid contacts.
Oh, there it is. I better go wash it off.
( liquid splashing )
Patrick. You call that a distraction?
( toilet flushes )
Well, I had to go to the bathroom.
Well, I got my hands dirty for nothing.
Huh?
Patrick, check it out.
Ooh!
Hooray! Hooray!
Bubble party! Bubble party!
( both laughing )
( light, fanciful theme playing )
( honking ) Yangh, yangh, yangh!
( both giggling )
VICTOR: Hey!
Who blew this bubble?
You all know the rules!
ALL: All bubble-blowing babies will be beaten senseless
by every able-bodied patron in the bar.
That's right!
So who blew it?
( popping )
So... nobody knows.
- Maybe it was-- - Shut up!
Somebody in here ain't a real man.
You! We're on a baby hunt.
And don't think we don't know how to weed 'em out.
Now, everybody line up!
DJ!
Time for the test.
( "Goofy Goober Theme Song" playing )
No baby can resist singing along to this.
SpongeBob, it's the "Goofy Goober Theme Song".
I know.
♪ Oh, I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah ♪
♪ You're a Goofy Goober, yeah ♪
♪ We're all Goofy Goobers, yeah ♪
♪ Goofy-goofy, goober-goober Yeah ♪
( coughs )
It was you! You're the baby!
No, no! I only coughed, I swear.
DJ!
Turn it up louder!
Phew!
♪ You're a Goofy Goober... ♪
Don't sing along, Patrick.
I'm trying.
Trying so hard.
♪ I'm a Goofy Goober ♪
♪ Yeah ♪
♪ You're a Goofy Goober Yeah ♪
♪ We're all Goofy Goobers, yeah ♪
VOICES: ♪ Goofy-goofy, goober-goobers Yeah ♪
( record needle scratches )
( laughs )
Well, well, well.
Which one of you babies was it?
It was him. Uh... It was him. Uh...
He did it. He did it.
( in unison ): I've never even eaten at--
♪ Goofy-goofy, goober-goobers Yeah ♪
Well...
looks like we got ourselves a double baby.
( all crack knuckles )
( wild, rowdy theme playing )
Man, that was a close call.
Guess what I got.
The key!
Shhh.
( crows like rooster )
( simple, playful theme playing )
Too bad SpongeBob's not here
to enjoy SpongeBob not being here.
( laughs )
♪ Da-da-da-dee, da-doo-boo ♪
♪ Da-doo-boo ♪
♪ La-da-dee-doo, da-dee-doo-doo ♪
Morning.
Some people have no taste in headgear.
Gah gah! Goo goo!
Huh?
Da-doo, da-doo.
Babies too?
Excuse me, miss,
but where is everybody getting that horrid headwear?
Who said that?
Down here.
Oh. Well, I got it at the Chum Bucket.
Plankton's giving them away free with every Krabby Patty.
Chum Bucket?
Free?
Krabby Patty?
Plankton?
Giving?
With?
( fish conversing indistinctly )
So...
You're selling Krabby Patties, eh, Plankton?
That's right, Squidward.
And there's a free bucket helmet with every purchase.
Care for one?
No.
You may have hoodwinked everyone else in this backwater town,
but you can't fool me.
I listen to public radio.
And what's that supposed to mean?
It means you set up Mr. Krabs.
You stole the crown so Neptune would freeze him
and you could finally get your stubby little paws
on the Krabby Patty formula.
It was you all along.
But you made one fatal mistake.
You messed with my paycheck.
And I'm gonna report you
to the highest authority in the land,
King Neptune!
We'll see about that, Inspector Looselips.
( laughs )
Now activating helmet brain-control devices.
- ( beeping ) - Huh?
( beeping )
What?
ALL ( droning ): All hail Plankton.
What's going on here?
All hail Plankton.
Seize him, slaves!
DRONES: All hail Plankton.
I'm getting out of here!
Ahhh!
All hail Plankton.
( shrieks )
( chuckles )
Who can stop me now?
( Plankton laughing )
Who?!
( both laughing )
Oh, gee. Come on, Pat, one more time.
Okay.
( gruffly ): We're on a baby hunt.
And don't think we don't know how to weeeeeed 'em out.
( both laughing )
( ominous theme playing )
"Weed them out."
( both laughing )
What a jerk.
( both laughing )
Whoa!
The road's getting kind of bumpy here.
You know, SpongeBob,
there's a lesson to be learned from all of this.
What's that, Patrick?
A bubble-blowing double baby doesn't belong out here...
in man's country.
Yeah. Wait.
We blew that bubble.
Doesn't that make us a bubble-blowing double baby?
Hey, look, free ice cream!
Wheeee! Wheeee!
Oh, boy!
( giggling )
How ya doin'?
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute!
SpongeBob!
Yeah?
Make mine a chocolate!
Got you covered. Two, please.
Certainly.
You kids enjoy.
Actually, we're men, lady, but thanks.
Okay, Patrick, let's...
You can let go now. I said, let go, please.
Ugh!
Yuck!
What is this?
( rumbling )
What kind of old lady are you?
Ewwwww...
Huh?
Ahh!
( roars )
Ahhh!
Oh.
Ahhh!
Did you get the ice cream?
( roars )
Step on it, Patrick!
( both yelling )
Hmmm...
( both laughing )
VICTOR: Hey!
You may not know it, cowboy,
but we got a rule around here about blowing bubbles.
ALL: All bubble-blowing babies
will be beaten senseless by--
...every able-bodied...
( Victor screaming )
...in bar...
( engine revs )
( both screaming )
( roaring )
Come on, kiddies, have some ice cream.
- Ahhh! - Ahhh!
I'll let you pet Mr. Whiskers.
Meow.
Ahhh! Ahhh!
Jump for it, Patrick!
( twangy guitar theme playing )
Well, we lost our car again.
Well, never mind the car, where's the road?
( echoing ): Road... Road... Road...
Road. Road. Road.
Road. R--
Sorry.
There's the road.
On the other side of this...
...deep... dark...
...dangerous...
Hazardous.
...hazardous...
( growls )
Monster-infested.
Yeah, monster-infested...
( gulp )
...trench.
Hey, SpongeBob, look!
Here's the way down.
Well, we're not gonna get the crown standing here.
On to Shell City.
( snarls )
Hey?
( roars )
( roaring )
Hey, look, it's making noise.
SpongeBob?
Hey, where are you going?
I'm going home, Patrick.
But what about Mr. Krabs?
What about us?
We'll never survive in that trench!
You said it yourself, this is man's country.
And let's face it, Pat. We're just...
...kids.
We're not kids.
Open your eyes, Patrick!
We blow bubbles, we eat ice cream.
We worship a dancing peanut, for corn's sake!
We don't belong out here!
We do not worship him.
Patrick, you've been wearing
the same Goofy Goober Peanut Party underpants
for three years straight.
What do you call that?
Worship?
Oh, you're right, SpongeBob. We are kids!
( sobbing )
Oof!
Pull your pants up, Patrick.
We're going home.
MINDY: But you can't go home.
( both neigh )
Mindy!
Mindy?
( grunting )
( whimpers )
How much did you hear?
I heard enough.
Did you see my underwear?
No, Patrick.
Did you want to?
Look, guys, you may be kids,
but you're the only ones left who can get that crown.
What do you mean, the only ones left?
Things have gotten a lot worse since you left Bikini Bottom.
Or should I say Planktopolis.
ALL ( droning ): All hail Plankton.
No resting!
This monument celebrating my glory
isn't gonna build itself.
Move faster!
Oh, my gosh! Patrick, look!
Plankton's turned everyone we know into slaves.
Squidward.
Sandy.
Mrs. Puff.
( gasps )
Even Gary.
Meow, Plankton.
Can't your father do something?
MINDY: My father's too distracted by his bald spot to do anything.
Squire, will you hurry.
Aghhhh!
Ahh! Ah!
So you see, you can't quit.
The fate of Bikini Bottom rests in your hands.
But-- But we're just--
Hey. It doesn't matter if you're kids.
And what's so wrong with being a kid, anyway? Kids rule!
You don't need to be a man to do this.
You just gotta believe in yourself.
You just gotta believe!
I believe.
That's the spirit.
I believe that
everybody I know is a goner!
( both sobbing )
Come on, guys.
Guys.
Guys?
Ew.
NARRATOR: Meanwhile...
( motorcycle approaching )
( dark, menacing theme playing )
( chuckles )
( laughs )
( whimpering )
Guys?
Oh, boy.
Hmmm.
Think, Mindy, think.
( gasps )
Yup, I guess you're right.
A couple of kids could never survive this journey.
( both whimpering )
That's why I guess I'll just have to turn you into men.
You can do that? How?
With my mermaid magic.
( both whinny )
Shh.
Did you hear that, Patrick?
She'll use her mermaid magic to turn us into men!
- Hooray! - Hooray!
( in unison ): We're gonna be men!
Good. Now, let's get started.
Close your eyes.
Are we men yet?
Not yet.
Uh, spin around three times.
I think it's working.
Good. Now, keep your eyes shut.
With my mermaid's magic...
( both squealing )
...and my one tailfin...
Gah-ah-ha!
...I command the two of you to turn into men!
Open your eyes.
Huh. I don't feel any--
Oh, my gosh, Patrick, you have a mustache!
So do you!
Ohhh...
- Ohhh... - Ohhh...
- Ohhh! - Ohhh!
So now that you're men, can you make it to Shell City?
( both gushing )
Guys. BOTH: Yeah?
I said, now that you're men, can you make it to Shell City?
Heck, yeah! Heck, yeah!
Are men afraid of anything?
- Heck, no! - Heck, no!
( in unison ): Because we're invincible!
Yeah!
Whoo-hoo!
I never said that.
- Yeah! - Yeah!
- Ha-ha!
Yeah! Yeah!
- Yeah! - Hoo!
Yeah.
- Uh, Patrick? - Yeah, buddy?
Why did we jump over the edge instead of taking the stairs?
Becau-- Uh...
Well...
Huh.
( both screaming )
( wailing )
Patrick! Huh?
Are we dead?
No. Far from it, my friend.
We're safe and sound at the bottom of this trench.
( creatures roaring, claws clacking )
The mustaches worked!
Do you know what that means?
We are invincible!
( flamboyant march starts playing )
( in unison ): ♪ Now that we're men ♪
♪ We can do anything Now that we're men ♪
♪ We are invincible Now that we're men ♪
♪ We'll go to Shell City ♪
♪ Get the crown, save the town And Mr. Krabs ♪
♪ Now that we're men ♪
♪ We have facial hair ♪
♪ Now that we're men ♪
♪ I change my underwear ♪
♪ Now that we're men ♪
♪ We've got a manly flair ♪
♪ We've got the stuff We're tough enough ♪
♪ To save the day ♪
♪ We never had a chance When we were kids ♪
♪ No! No! No! ♪
♪ But take a look at what The mermaid did ♪
♪ Ha! Ha! Ha! ♪
( interlude playing )
( growls )
( smacking )
Yeah, go, Pat.
Uh-huh.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, go, SpongeBob.
Ahhh!
MONSTERS: Hooray!
♪ Now that they're men ♪
♪ We can't bother them ♪
♪ Now that they're men ♪
♪ They have become our friends ♪
♪ Now that they're men ♪
♪ There'll be a happy end ♪
♪ They'll pass the test And finish the quest ♪
♪ For the crown ♪
♪ They'll pass the test ♪
( smacking )
♪ And finish the quest ♪
♪ They'll pass the test And finish the quest ♪
♪ For the crown ♪
ALL: Yay!
"Shell City, dead ahead."
We did it, Pat!
We made it past everything!
Even the hideous, disgusting monsters.
MONSTERS: Huh?
Awww...
Uh, not you guys.
You guys are awesome!
Well, Patrick, we should be there in one more verse.
( in unison ): ♪ Now that we're men-- ♪
Finally.
( knuckles cracking )
I got you right where I want you.
Uh, can I help you with something, sir?
Name's Dennis.
I've been hired to exterminate you.
You're gonna... exterminate us?
( both laughing )
( both sigh )
Listen, junior,
you caught me and my friend here in a good mood today,
so I'm gonna let you off with a warning.
Step aside, and you won't have to feel
the awesome wrath of our mustaches.
You mean these?
- Wha...? - Wha...?
I thought you still had a piece of salad
stuck to your lip from lunchtime.
( both gasp )
They were fake?
Of course they were fake!
This is what a real mustache looks like.
Hngh!
Is he a mermaid?
All right. Enough gab.
( teeth chattering )
Wh-wh-what are you gonna do to us?
Plankton was very specific.
Plankton?
For some reason, he wanted me to step on you.
Step on us?
Yeah!
That way you'll never find out
that he stole the crown!
Uh... perhaps I've said too much.
( both whimpering )
That's a big boot.
Don't worry.
This will only hurt a lot.
( laughs )
I love this job!
( laughs )
Bigger boot!
Wait, Pat.
This bigger boot saved our lives.
Yay!
( in unison ): Thank you, stranger.
( oxygen hissing )
( mysterious, menacing theme playing )
Uh... stranger?
It's the Cyclops!
( both screaming )
SPONGEBOB: Help us! Help us!
Save us, someone!
( SpongeBob & Patrick snoring )
Ah!
Are we dead?
I don't think so.
Artificially colored rocks?
I don't know where we are--
Ugh!
What is this?
It's some kind of wall of psychic energy.
No, Pat, it's a giant glass bowl.
Hey, there's some fish folk.
Hey! Hey!
- Over here! - Hey! Hey, you guys!
You guys, hey! Help! Hey! Help!
A little help here!
Help us out of the tank! We're stuck in this--
Huh?
Wait a second.
( shocking theme playing )
Th-- Those fish are...
...dead.
( both whimpering )
( oxygen hissing )
- Huh? - Huh?
( both screaming )
( laughing )
What's he gonna do with us?
Oh, no, he's going for his evil instruments of torture.
SPONGEBOB: Glue? Google eyes?
Awww-awww-aw!
♪ Doo doo doo-doo doo ♪
♪ Doo doo-doo doo-doo doo ♪
♪ Doo dee doo-doo doo ♪
He's making a humorous diorama of...
♪ Doo-doo dee doo doo ♪
...Alexander Clam Bell?
Patrick, he's killing sea animals
and making them into smelly knickknacks.
And I think we're next.
You think so?
Patrick! No!
Ahhhh!
( both screaming )
( sizzling )
( weakly ): The heat is so intense
from this lamp
that I can't... move.
Tell me about it.
( laughs )
( humming )
( weakly ): This doesn't look too good, Patrick.
You mean we're not gonna
♪ Get the crown, save the town And Mr. Krabs? ♪
I don't even think we're gonna
be able to save ourselves, buddy.
Ugh!
Thanks.
Don't mention it.
Well, it looks like
what everybody said about us is true, Patrick.
You mean that we're attractive?
No, that we're just kids.
A couple of kids in way over their heads.
We were doomed from the start.
I mean, look at us.
We didn't even come close to the crown.
We let everybody down.
We failed.
Shell City.
Yeah, we never made it to Shell City.
Shell City.
Exactly, buddy.
Yeah, the place we never got to.
Okay, now you're starting to bum me out, Patrick.
No, look at the sign.
"Shell City. Marine gifts and sundries."
Shell City is a gift shop?
But if this is Shell City, then where's the...
c-c-c...
Crown. Crown.
( angelic theme playing )
Neptune's crown.
This is Shell City.
Pat, we did make it.
Yeah.
I guess we did.
( sniffles )
We did all right for a couple of goofballs.
( both sniffling )
♪ I'm a Goofy Goober Yeah ♪
( in unison ): ♪ You're a Goofy Goober, yeah ♪
♪ We're all Goofy Goobers, yeah ♪
♪ Goofy-goofy, goober-goober Yeah ♪
( dramatic orchestral theme playing )
( crowd bawling )
That's the end of SpongeBob.
Come here, you.
Squawk! Shut up and look at the screen.
- Squawk! - Arr.
The bird's right. Look.
It be the tear of the Goofy Goobers.
( drumroll )
( stirring theme building )
( both gasping )
Hey, we're alive!
ALL: Hooray!
Let's get that crown.
Right.
( adventure theme playing )
On three, Patrick. Ready?
One, two, three.
Hey, it's lighter than I thought.
Whoa!
( both screaming )
( roars )
( rumbling )
ALL: Huh?
Wh-what's happening?
I don't know. Look!
( neighs )
( gasps )
( all gasp )
( playing festive Latin song )
Huh?
( animals snarling )
Huh?
Uh-oh.
( gagging )
( animals clamoring )
( playing festive Latin song )
Come on, Patrick.
( adventure theme playing )
Let's get this crown back to Bikini Bottom.
Do you still have that bag of winds?
I sure do.
( both laughing )
Here you go.
Uh...
What?
Nothing. Nothing.
Okay, let's go over the instructions.
Let's see,
it says here, "Step one:
Point bag away from home."
"Step two: Plant feet firmly on ground."
Right.
"Step three: Remove string from bag, releasing the winds."
Check.
Well, that seems simple enough.
Point bag away from home, feet firmly on ground,
pull string, releasing the winds.
All right, let's do it for real.
Uh, SpongeBob?
( winds whistling )
( both yelling )
No, no, stop! I was bad, I'm sorry!
I'm sorry, I just thought... Please, bag.
It was a mistake!
Ohhh...
Oh, no.
How will we ever get back to Bikini Bottom now?
MAN: I can take you there.
( cool action theme playing )
Who are you?
I'm David Hasselhoff.
- Hooray! - Hooray!
Uh, so where's your boat?
Boat?
( laughs )
( grunting )
Go, Hasselhoff.
Next stop, Bikini Bottom.
ALL ( droning ): All hail Plankton.
Well, Krabs, you know what today is?
Sorry about this, calendar.
March 14th.
Wait, that's not right.
It should say "The day that Krabs fries."
( laughs )
COACHMAN: Whoa! Huh?
( seahorses whinny )
Ohhh-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
Guess who's here.
( adventure theme playing )
Huh?
Whoa!
Hooray for Hasselhoff! Nothing can stop us now.
Huh? Unidentified object off the hindquarters.
It looks like...
...bigger boot.
But how?
Ah! Dennis!
Did you miss me?
This is the best seat in the house.
All right, Neptune, let's get it on!
Eugene Krabs, your six-day reprieve is up,
and it is time for you to die.
( muffled ): Please, I didn't do it.
( crying )
There is nothing else I can do.
You can give SpongeBob and Patrick a little more time.
Except give SpongeBob and Patrick a little more ti--
Ti-ti-ti-ti-- What?
Mindy, will you butt out.
I won't have you stalling this execution.
Stalling? I'm not stalling anything.
Yes, you are.
No, I'm not.
Yes, you are. You're doing it right now.
- I'm stalling? - Yes.
Stalling?
Stalling!
MINDY: Stalling.
NEPTUNE: Stalling!
Oh, boy.
Now, where were we?
Patrick, run.
No.
I'm tired of running.
If we run now, we'll never stop--
Ah-ha-hoo!
Run, SpongeBob!
Ahhh!
Ooh!
Take it easy back there, fellas.
( growling )
Ah!
SpongeBob, be careful!
Come on, kid, give it up.
Dennis always gets his man.
Neveeeeeer!
Yeah! I did it!
You got guts, kid. Nyah!
Too bad I gotta rip 'em out of you.
Uh, I don't know what Plankton's paying you,
but if you let us go, I can make it worth your while.
It's gonna take a lot more than five...
What is this?
Uh, that, sir, is five Goober dollars.
Legal tender at any participating Goofy Goober--
I got bubbles.
Fun at parties.
My eyes.
( yelling )
I got you, SpongeBob.
Thanks, buddy.
Thanks a lot.
That's it!
I'm through messing around!
See you later, fools!
( horn honks )
Ahhh! ( thwack )
See ya.
So you think...
I'm...
...stalling.
Agh!
Where am I, in Crazytown?
I have had enough of this nonsense!
( zapping )
You are to wait in the carriage
until the execution is done.
But, Daddy--
Now!
No, no, no!
Oh, SpongeBob, wherever you are, you better hurry.
( tense adventure theme playing )
Okay, fellas, this is where you get off.
Bikini Bottom's directly below.
But we'll never be able to float down in time.
Who said anything about... floating?
ELECTRONIC VOICE: Initiating launch sequence.
BOTH: What the--?
( machinery whirring )
Did you see that?
The control.
BOTH: Whoa!
All hands on deck.
Hyaaaaah!
ELECTRONIC VOICE: Ten seconds to liftoff.
Nine, eight...
Eugene Krabs,
the time has come...
- No. - Yes.
ELECTRONIC VOICE: ...six, five...
...for you...
No. Yes.
...three, two...
- ...to fry. - No.
Yes.
...one.
( both yelling )
No!
Ya done good, Hasselhoff.
Ya done--
Ow.
Hooray! We made it!
( both laughing )
( muffled laughter )
My crown.
My beautiful crown!
SpongeBob? Patrick? I knew you could do it.
Uhhh... huh, huh.
Huh.
( slow clapping )
Oh, yes. Well done, SpongeBoob.
Sorry to rain on your parade, Plankton.
Oh, don't worry about me.
My parade shall be quite dry under my umbrella!
ALL: Umbrella?
( grunting )
Daddy, no.
Daddy, yes!
( droning ): All hail Plankton.
( all scream )
All hail Plankton.
SpongeBob, what happened?
Plankton cheated.
Cheated?
Hold on there, baldy.
Oh, grow up.
What, you think this is a game of kickball on the playground?
You never had a chance to defeat me, fool.
And you know why?
Because you cheated?
No, not because I cheated,
because I'm an evil genius.
And you're just a-- A kid.
( laughs )
A stupid kid.
( laughs )
ALL ( droning ): Ha, ha, ha.
I guess you're right, Plankton.
I am just a kid.
Of course I'm right. Okay, Neptune, time to kill.
And you know, I've been through a lot in the past six days,
five minutes, 27-and-a-half seconds.
And if I've learned anything during that time,
it's that you are who you are.
That's right. Okay, Neptune--
And no amount of mermaid magic...
...or managerial promotion...
...or some other third thing...
...can make me anything more than what I really am inside:
A kid.
That's great. Now, get back against the wall.
(feedback whines ) But that's okay.
What? What's going on?
Because I did what everyone said a kid couldn't do.
I made it to Shell City, and I beat the Cyclops,
and I rode the Hasselhoff, and I brought the crown back!
All right, we get the point.
So, yeah, I'm a kid.
And I'm also a goofball. And a wing nut.
And a Knucklehead McSpazatron! What?
( coughing )
What's going on here?
But most of all, I'm...
Okay, settle down. I'm...
Take it easy. I'm...
What the scallop?!
♪ I'm a Goofy Goober ♪
CHORUS: ♪ Rock ♪ Ahhh!
♪ You're a Goofy Goober ♪
♪ Rock! ♪
♪ We're all Goofy Goobers ♪
♪ Rock! ♪
♪ Goofy-goofy-goober-goober ♪
♪ Rock! ♪
♪ Put your toys away ♪
♪ Well, all I gotta say When you tell me not to play ♪
♪ I say no way ♪ ♪ No way! ♪
♪ No, no freaking way ♪ ( all laughing )
♪ I'm a kid, you say ♪
♪ When you say I'm a kid I say, "Say it again" ♪
♪ And then I say thanks ♪ ♪ Thanks! ♪
♪ Thank you very much ♪
♪ So if you're thinking That you'd like to be like me ♪
♪ Go ahead and try The kid inside ♪
♪ Will set you free ♪
♪ Hama-la, baby-la Zeebilay, boobilay ♪
♪ Hama-la, baby-la Zeebilay, bop ♪
♪ I'm a Goofy Goober ♪
♪ Rock! ♪
PLANKTON: Ohhh...
What's happening?
Huh?
His dance moves are impressive.
But I'm in control!
Seize him!
ALL ( droning ): All hail Plankton.
Yeahhhhh!
All hail Plankton.
( playing wild solo )
Whoo!
I'm free. I've been freed!
What?
No!
- Yay! - Ah!
( all cheer )
My precious helmets!
- Ha! - Hoo!
Yee-haw!
Meow.
ALL ( droning ): Yay.
( all whooping, cheering )
PLANKTON: His chops are too righteous.
The helmets can't handle this level of rock 'n' roll.
Karen, do something.
Karen?
Agh!
All right, that's the last straw.
Neptune, I command you to...
Here you go, Daddy.
I...better get outta here.
Look, it's the wizard who saved us.
Out of my way, fools.
Ow!
Aghhhh!
Come on, I was just kidding.
Come on, you guys knew that, didn't you?
With the helmets and the big monuments...
( chuckles )
Wasn't that hilarious, everybody?
I will destroy all of you!
Well, Mindy, I have to admit, you were right.
Your compassion for these sea creatures
proved a most admirable trait.
Without it, I would have never again seen my beloved crown.
I think you're going to make
a fine ruler of the sea one day.
Now, let's go home.
Daddy,
haven't you forgotten something?
Huh? Wha--? Oh, uh-- Oh, yeah.
Eugene Krabs, I forgot to unfreeze you.
What the--?
Oops. I guess I had it set to "real boy" ending.
Yipee!
Oh, I'm sorry for falsely freezing you, Krabs.
And may I say, sir, you are a very lucky fellow
to have in your employ such a brave,
faithful
and heroic young lad.
Where is he, anyway?
I'm up here.
I'm on it.
Go to him now, Krabs. Embrace him.
SpongeBob, me boy,
I'm sorry I ever doubted you.
That's a mistake I won't make again.
Oh, Mr. Krabs, you old soft-serve.
And now, SpongeBob, I'm gonna do something
that I should've done six days ago.
Mr. Squidward, front and center, please.
I think we all know
who rightfully deserves to wear that manager pin.
I couldn't agree more, sir.
Hooray for SpongeBob!
( all cheering )
Wait a second, everybody.
There's something I need to say first.
I just don't know how to put it.
I think I know what it is.
After going on your life-changing journey,
you now realize you don't want what you thought you wanted.
What you really wanted was inside you all along.
Are you crazy?!
I was just gonna tell you that your fly is down.
Manager! This is the greatest day of my life!
♪ Ocean man ♪
♪ Take me by the hand Lead me to the land ♪
♪ That you understand ♪
♪ Ocean man ♪
♪ The voyage to the corner Of the globe ♪
♪ Is a real trip ♪
♪ Ocean man The crust ♪
♪ Of a tan man Imbibed by the sand ♪
♪ Soaking up the thirst ♪
♪ Of the land ♪
♪ Ocean man ♪
♪ Can you see through The wonder of amazement ♪
♪ At the oberman? ♪
♪ Ocean man ♪
♪ The crust is elusive ♪
♪ When it casts forth ♪
♪ To the childlike man ♪
♪ Ocean man ♪
♪ The sequence of a life form ♪
♪ Braised in the sand ♪
♪ Soaking up the thirst Of the land ♪
♪ Ocean man ♪
( guitar solo playing )
♪ Ocean man ♪
♪ The sequence of a life form ♪
♪ Braised in the sand ♪
♪ Soaking up the thirst Of the land ♪
♪ Ocean man ♪
( "Ocean Man" ends )
( The Flaming Lips' "SpongeBob & Patrick Confront the Psychic Wall of Energy" playing )
♪ Patrick ♪
♪ You see I'm growing a mustache ♪
♪ And though I know I must ask you ♪
♪ Does it really make me Look like ♪
♪ A man? ♪
♪ SpongeBob ♪
♪ Being a manager's A tough job ♪
♪ I hope you're picked You'll be the best ♪
♪ SpongeBoss They've had ♪
♪ Working like a dog At the Krusty Krab ♪
♪ Now, wait a minute ♪
♪ Maybe we're just young ♪
♪ And we won't know Till we're old ♪
♪ Too young ♪
♪ To free ourselves From this lonely fishbowl ♪
( instrumental interlude )
♪ Come on, let's find a way To be happy ♪
♪ Not like Plankton He'll never be satisfied ♪
♪ Always complaining About his life ♪
♪ To his computer wife ♪
♪ You think he would have Found by now ♪
♪ To be thought of as a king ♪
♪ You don't need a crown ♪
( "SpongeBob & Patrick Confront the Psychic Wall of Energy" ends )
( Jeff Tweedy's "Just a Kid" playing )
♪ Maybe I'm just a kid ♪
♪ Maybe I just don't fit in ♪
♪ I'm ready, I'm ready I'm ready ♪
♪ I'm ready to go now ♪
♪ I don't wanna go to school ♪
♪ But I don't get To make the rules ♪
♪ Too early, too early Too early ♪
♪ Too early in the mornin' ♪
♪ Everybody, everybody Everybody ♪
♪ Everybody has to do Somethin' they don't wanna do ♪
♪ Everybody, everybody Everybody ♪
♪ Everybody Has to do somethin' ♪
♪ Why is that true? ♪
( piano and guitar interlude )
♪ Maybe I'm not so big ♪
♪ Maybe I just don't fit in ♪
♪ I'm ready, I'm ready I'm ready ♪
♪ I'm ready for more now ♪
♪ But I don't wanna go to bed ♪
♪ So much goin' on in my head ♪
♪ And I'm tired, and I'm tired And I'm tired ♪
♪ I'm tired right now ♪
♪ Everybody, everybody Everybody ♪
♪ Everybody ♪
♪ Everybody, everybody Everybody ♪
♪ Everybody ♪
♪ Everybody, everybody Everybody ♪
♪ Everybody ♪
♪ Everybody, everybody Everybody ♪
♪ Everybody has to Do somethin' ♪
♪ Just have some fun ♪
( children humming )
♪ Everybody, everybody Everybody ♪
♪ Everybody ♪
♪ Everybody, everybody Everybody ♪
♪ Everybody ♪
♪ Everybody, everybody Everybody ♪
♪ Everybody ♪
♪ Everybody, everyone Somebody, anyone ♪
♪ Has to grow up ♪
♪ Just have some fun ♪
( "Just a Kid" ends )
( "The Best Day Ever" playing )
SPONGEBOB: ♪ Mr. Sun came up And he smiled at me ♪
♪ Said, "It's gonna be a good one, just wait and see" ♪
♪ Jumped out of bed ♪
♪ And I ran outside ♪
♪ Feeling so ecstatic-statified ♪
♪ It's the best day ever ♪
CHORUS: ♪ Best day ever ♪
♪ It's the best day ever ♪
♪ Best day ever ♪
♪ Sometimes the little things Start closin' in on me ♪
♪ When I'm feelin' down I wanna lose that frown ♪
♪ I stick my head out the window and I look around ♪
♪ Those clouds don't scare me They can't disguise ♪
♪ This magic that's happened Right before my eyes ♪
♪ Soon Mr. Moon Will be shinin' bright ♪
♪ So the best day ever Can last all night ♪
♪ Yeah, the best day ever's Gonna last all night now ♪
♪ It's the best day ever ♪
♪ Best day ever ♪
♪ It's the best day ever ♪
♪ Best day ever ♪
♪ It's the best day ever ♪
♪ Best day ever ♪
♪ It's the best day ever... ♪
( pirates sighing )
You know, David Hasselhoff is a great artist.
Excuse me, sir.
You folks have to leave.
( pirates growl )
What?! Say that again, if you dare.
( parrot squawks )
You folks have to leave.
Okay.
( pirates muttering )
PIRATE: Sorry about that.
( humming )